Do you have a two year old?

This is something I shared today on one of my favorite message boards. My 2 year old talks a lot, far more than this list but these are the most common terms broken down.. any mom of a young 2 year old should be able to relate some to this.

Isn't she sweet LOL

Teek-ou = Thank you meaning I stole something from you but going to play it off like you gave it to me
Weldom = Welcome is what she says when she just handed you a booger
I got Purst = I got first as in Mario cart wii touching the remote by Cady means she won
She it me = She hit me meaning my sister has something I want and I only know how to tattletale by hearing my sisters say she hit me 1,000 times a day
I don't like it = meaning my sisters said they don't like something and now I wont even try it
She stinky = I am stinky meaning change me now before I paint the walls with it
Baby Jeezits = Baby Jesus meaning all babies are baby Jesus and so is Ironman
Amen = this is only said when we are taking to long to pray and Cady is already bowing her head sneaking food and ready for you to stop talking
It Buu-a-ful = It's beautiful meaning I just colored on the wall somewhere and now you have to find it
Tuppy = Cuppy meaning get me a drink now or I am going for the cats water bowl
Binty = Binky meaning give me one now or I will scream and tear apart the couch because that is where my binkies usually end up.
1-2-3-4-8-10 = 5,4,3,2,1 meaning I just did something really bad and I am going to go ahead and start counting for you
Wire = lair I just randomly yell this when I am not getting my way because my sisters yell that at each other when they are mad and getting punished for something
Hello = In her best Kate Gosslin voice is when I am done eating and still in my chair and no one has came to get me yet